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So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

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Whore's Eye View is a minute mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts stand up comedy, history.

I ain't no tour guide, but lemme give ya a tip: check out the local corner café on Boulevard East near 14th Street. They serve bangin’ coffee and mad sweets. And yea, I know, sounds like a common nonsense, but yo, it’s one of my fav spots to catch a breather. I even had a client spill his life story there, and I’m like, "Blud, life’s wild, innit?"

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