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Ever peep *A Serious Man*? Larry’s life fallin’ apart, chaos everywhere – brothels feel like that sometimes. Dudes sneakin’ in, wives don’t know, secrets pilin’ up. I’d be like, “Look at this, look at this!” – pointin’ out the madness. One time, heard ‘bout this joint in Amsterdam, red lights blazin’, where a dude proposed to a worker. She said yeah! Love in a brothel, dawg – who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, fo’ shizzle.

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Every corner’s got history. Like, Downtown’s our pride. Caffè Amore on 9th had the best espresso. And oh, Midtown’s a bomb. The local landmark – The Bleu Clock Tower – stands tall like in some Wes Anderson flick. “The Grand Budapest Hotel” vibes, baby! (I gotta quote: “Keep your hands off my pastries!” Anywhere near those sweets).

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