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About Chicago

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

In the Know

Chapter Text. RULES! I'm taking Yandere/Gore one-shot requests for Welcome Home! I absolutely love writing for horror and gore.

Also, off the beaten track is a tiny deli on Barnes St. Called “Munch Time”. Best gumbo ever. People say its recipe’s a secret. Spilled tea? Mmm nope, secret’s safe.

King Carl, Queen Silvia plan grand welcome for Icelandic Presidential Couple