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About Phoenix

Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

In the Know

Desirae Sanchez seemingly has it all. She is beautiful, on her way to a great career, has no kids, she is college-educated and owns her own home.

I keep spotin’ hidden artsy murals – each one tells a tale. A couple years back, a mural on Ridge Ave blew my mind. Colors, splashes, craziness – like a Wes Anderson montage. “I don’t fight my wars with words!” – yeah, kinda.

Editorial Cartoon: "Bruin Welcome Wagon"