Emily Weslaco Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Last time I went – whoa. This chick. Red hair. Legs for days. She’s dancin’. Slow. Teasin’. I’m like – damn. Heart’s racin’. Then – get this. She trips. Faceplants. Room goes quiet. I’m dyin’ laughin’. She’s mad as hell. Throws a shoe. Misses by a mile. “God doesn’t care!” – straight outta *Ida*. Made my night. Chaos. Pure chaos.

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I gotta say, the vibe out here? It makes me laugh. Sometimes I even improvise my relaxation notes – a little Joe Biden style mid-sentence, “here’s the deal...” then off I go, enthusiastic as ever. I’m known to ramble ‘cause I get so wrapped up in life’s little moments.

City of Weslaco preparing for annual Texas Onion Fest