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Lemme paint you a pic—imagine this chick I knew, let’s call her Jodie. She was *that* girl, always chasin’ the next shiny thing, tradin’ her soul for a quick buck. Made me so mad, y’all! I’d be like, “Jodie, why you whorin’ out your dreams for some loser’s dime?” She’d just laugh, flip her hair, and say she’s “livin’ her truth.” Girl, no! You’re livin’ a lie wrapped in cheap mascara! I was pissed, but also sad—wanted to shake her and scream, “You’re worth more than this!” Kinda like in *Werckmeister*, when János is all, “What’s the point of this chaos?”—I felt that, hardcore.

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The whole area is being “gentrified” (cough, cough) and people with money will buy tear down and rebuild beautiful homes on the shore.

West Long Branch's community vibe kinda slaps. Folks are real, down-to-earth, sometimes a bit off-the-wall, like my clientele – always buzzing 'bout spa discounts while gossipin’ near the boardwalk by the beach. Yup, the boardwalk is iconic. It’s where the striking sunset hits just right, painting everything with a soft, surreal glow, much like that film magic Del Toro spins.

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