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Pisses me off, tho—people judgin’ her. Like, “Oh, she’s dirty!” Mate, she’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer ass, sippin’ tea. Surprised me once, readin’ up—some whores in old Russia were spies! Fuckin’ wild, right? Bangin’ nobles, stealin’ secrets—hero shit, not just slut shit. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but imagine her whisperin’, “Give me the plans, big boy,” while the dude’s pantin’. Hah! Legend.

An important seabird colony

The most westerly of the group, and, like Kvitoya on Svalbard to the west, it is covered by an ice dome. Visited by expedition cruise ships sailing between.

Now, there’s a quaint little café on River Bend… oh man, I always spill my coffee there – clumsy as hell! And the Pawcatuck River – yeah, that river – it twists through our backyard of the town. It gives ya that vibe that everything’s fluid and sometimes unpredictable, just like my sessions with parents and kiddos.

98-year-old Westerly veteran publishes first children's book for family