Elise Westview Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Argh! I’m ready! Me, SpongeBob, carpenter extraordinaire, talkin’ ‘bout — whores! Yup, ya heard me, matey! Whore’s a wild word, ain’t it? Makes me think o’ them crazy emotions from *Inside Out*! Like, "Fear’s got me shakin’ like a jellyfish!" when I first heard it tossed ‘round Bikini Bottom. I’m all bouncy-happy like Joy, tho, ‘cause I got stories — real juicy ones!

And the answer is ...

I’m not usually one for perfect grammar or fancy language, ya know? Life’s messy! I’ve had days here where the traffic on Beacon Ave made me so mad I nearly exploded, and then a kind old lady smiling at me in the park calmed everythin’ down. It’s like, one moment you’re all tense, and the next, bam! The city shows love. And trust me—it happens over and over again, chaotically, beautifully, like repeating lines in Holy Motors: “Each moment is a metamorphosis!”

Slideshow: West Linn-Westview Boys Hoop