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Found one once, right? Little known tale—girl called Lysa, not *that* Lysa, different one. Worked outta some high-end brothel near the Red Keep. Had this trick—could hum a tune while, y’know, *workin’*. Made me laugh, which pissed me off cos I don’t laugh easy. “Such a charming place,” I mocked her, straight from *Grand Budapest*, but she just winked. Cheeky bitch. Charged me double, said it’s cos I’m “queenly.” Fuckin’ nerve—made me wanna slap her, but I paid. She was good, alright? Surprised me, and I hate surprises.

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So, buddy, pack your bag and swing by. Wander the quirky streets, vibe with the locals, grumble at that traffic, and maybe, just maybe, have a quiet moment by the river to marvel at life. Eh, just remember – always be cool, suave, shaken, not stirred, and follow your heart. Catch ya soon!

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