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She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

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Puttanesca is my favourite tomato-based sauce. It is amazing on pasta and also yummy on white fish and chicken. Here's my recipe!

Alright, buckle up, mate – lemme tell ya about Whitefish (us). First off, this town's a quirky gem. I mean, seriously, there's a reason I even live here, despite all the weirdness. Main Street's full of characters and shops that make you laugh, cry, and sometimes wonder if you took the wrong turn.

SHOWDOWN: City of Whitefish vs. FWP over proposed trail near Whitefish River