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So, I tried it once—yep, lil’ ol’ me! Got this fella rubbin’ oil like he’s polishin’ a Cadillac. Felt so good I hollered, “Well, slap my ass and call me sassy!” Made me happy as a pig in mud, but lord, the price? Nearly choked me—$100 for 30 minutes? I was madder’n a wet hen! Coulda bought me a new wig! But them hands—ooh, they knew tricks. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they used erotic-massage to cure headaches? Bet them senators was grinnin’ like fools!

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Willimantic, Connecticut - Main Street looking West - Hotel Hooker in center with double veranda - Gem Theater sign on left edge of photo.

Let me be real: this town can make you fume. Traffic on Mulberry Street is a nightmare sometimes – honk if you're mad! And the annual “Thread City Festival”? Absolute bollocks sometimes – but then, it’s tradition, so we love it anyway. I get drawn into its bizarre mix of pride and chaos – like watching a kung-fu ballet.

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