Megan Willimantic Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, nearly forgot—funny bit! Mate o’ mine, dentist too, swears this whore paid him in trade. Hah! “You shall not pass!” he says, lyin’. Total bollocks, but I cackled! Exaggeratin’? Me? Never! Well, maybe a smidge.

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Willimantic was the center of the textile industry and that's one reason Hotel Hooker was the first in the region to have electricity in the.

I know, I know – you’re expecting more fancy tidbits. So here’s some: Ever visited the quirky mural alley on Bridgeman Lane? Pure magic, mate. Though I nearly pissed off a muralist when I called his art “a bit too artsy fartsy.” And trust me – in the dating biz, you see it all; locals here dress up like they’re from some epic saga. “Your heart is like a deep forest…” sounds cheesy, yeah? But hey, that’s Willimantic for ya.

Rani Arbo & daisy mayhem at Bread Box Theater in Willimantic