Vanessa Woburn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Where is Woburn?

We are back in Seattle, we have 3 shows this summer and that is gonna be it for a long long long long long long time so get on board for this one.

Oh, and here comes a fun fact: the annual Woburn Chalk Festival on Beacon Ln is epic with flash mobs and street art—so improv, so raw. I defnitely miss that when I'm having a lazy day.

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