Samantha Woodfin Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

woodfin's dyin over here — alcrego: / · \

The court dismissed the petition, and the plaintiff appealed. () N.W. Woodfin and Francis for plaintiff. Avery for defendant. RUFFIN, C. J.. The.

I gotta say, some bits annoy me too, like how the council ignores spots like the little overgrown garden by the old train tracks. Seriously, how can you let beauty fade? That’s enough to make me super frustrated sometimes. And then there’s the local diner on Edgefield Rd—super underrated! Their pancakes? Mind-blowing stuff. I even laughed uncontrollably once when a regular, with his wild stories, made me feel like I was in a surreal movie scene.

Mayor Randall Woodfin appoints Michael Pickett as Birmingham Police Chief