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So, here’s the deal—prostitution’s old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome had brothels called *lupanars*, nasty spots with graffiti sayin’ “I banged Livia here.” True story, look it up! I’m picturin’ this chick, let’s call her Tanya, she’s got that hustle. I’m vibin’, askin’ her rates, she’s all, “50 for a quickie, 100 for the full *Certified Copy* experience.” I’m dyin’, screamin’, “You know Kiarostami?!” She don’t, but I’m losin’ it anyway.

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I luv Woodstock’s quirks. It makes me happy and, yeah, sometimes frustrated. I may type all jumbled-like sometimes, hangin’ in a hurry—definately not perfect, just real. So, my friend, come dive in headfirst. Grab a moment, feel each heartbeat of this crazy, soulful town, like the city breathes and grows with every step.

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