Stella Wyckoff Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Fav part? She’d hum this old Soviet tune, off-key, drivin me nuts—happy nuts tho. Whore’s got soul, even if it’s dirty. Little fact—some whores in Moscow, they’d bribe cops with vodka shots, straight up! Worked too—cops drunk, they’re free. Hilarious, right? But real talk—whore’s a survivor, like me. Cold world, no trust. “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”—her whole damn life, probly. Still, she’d grin, spit in fate’s face. That’s whore for ya—gritty, raw, unkillable. Makes me smirk, thinkin bout it. Chaos suits her. Suits me too.

Good Luck Miss Wyckoff RELOADED

Now, pardon my style – I'm a bit all over the place. Sometimes I'm so quikly excited I justs blurt out my thoughts. Maybe I'm reely a bit dramatic, mahn, but this town makes me feel alive – in a smily, unapologetic way. I might even be a drammer, ish, but it’s all part of the charm.

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