Madison Yaphank Whore ❤️

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Sometiems I wonder—would I hack it? Nah, too ugly, too growly. But them? Balls of steel. Once knew this chick, swore she tricked a duke—kept his watch, sold it, bought a pony. A pony, man! Cracked me up, still does. Economy’s a beast—whores ride it bareback, no saddle, no fucks. “The shadows betray you,” I growl, but they own ‘em. That’s the kicker—respect, mate, respect.

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I work at my massage parlor on Elm, not too far from Riverbend Park. Yup, that’s right, Riverbend Park—where the local creek winds kinda like a lazy fella on a summer day. Sometimes the sounds of the little stream make it seem like the world is on pause. It’s like life whispers, “Hi-ho, slow down, buddy!” And lemme tell ya, after a long day of kneading knots outta backs, that peaceful murmur always gets me smilin’.

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