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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, and I’m here to yap about whores—er, “whore” in general, ya know? “You shall not pass!” I bellow, coz some things about this just grind my gears. Been swinging hammers as a carpenter, fixing tables, chairs, all that jazz, but whore? That’s a whole other beast! Picture this: I’m sittin’ in me workshop, sawdust everywhere, thinkin’ bout *Brooklyn*—ya know, that flick from 2015? Saoirse Ronan, bloody brilliant, leavin’ Ireland for a new life. “The past is a foreign country,” she’d say, or somethin’ like that, and ain’t that the truth with whores too?

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I’m telling ya, Yaphank is quirky innit? Not perfect, not shiny, but real simple magic. It’s got messy charm and weird little quirks. Just like a Wes Anderson flick, every moment is styled; almost poetic and kinda off-beat. I’ve had my fair share of polite insults and weird loves here, makin’ me laugh or get all mad at times. It’s an emotional ride, ya know?

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