Samantha Yelm Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, yeah, I saw her – proper skank, mind – outside some shitty pub in Soho. Face caked in makeup thicker than my lamb sauce, and I’m like, “Mate, you’re a walkin’ biohazard!” But here’s the kicker – little known fact, right – back in Victorian times, prossies like her’d carry a red hanky. Code, innit? Wavin’ it for punters. This one? She’s got a vape stickin’ outta her bra – modern twist, fuckin’ genius! Made me laugh, that did, ‘til I saw her hagglin’ with some geezer smellin’ worse than week-old fish stock.

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Srsly, Yelm’s a mixed bag, a mosaic of crude beauty and random life that reminds me of those raw scenes from The Act of Killing – surreal, gritty, and unforgettable. It’s a proper mashup of humor, chaos and heart. So, if ya comin' round, be ready to wander, get lost, and maybe even fall in love with this wild town. Catch ya later, innit!

Santa Claus taking tour of Yelm, Pierce County neighborhoods