Aria Yoakum Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, check this – whore ain’t just some bird slingin’ arse for cash, nah. She’s got layers, mate, fuckin’ layers! Back in the day, right, they say the word “whore” comes from old English “hore,” meanin’ dirty slag or somethin’, but get this – it’s tied to old Norse “hora,” which meant adulteress. Fuckin’ Vikings, man, they knew how to party! Little known fact, yeah? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some bearded git callin’ his missus a whore over a mead spill.

User reviews

Alright, lemme hit you with some imperfect truth: Yoakum's little quirks and hole-in-the-wall gems have given me more than 1000 therapy sessions' worth of insights. At times, I laugh at the absurdity of it all (like that one time I spilled coffee on my notes mid-session – ugh, rookie move, right?) and at times, the stories get deep. I know, I'm a walking soap opera sometimes! But that's what makes it real.

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