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She’s a gas-guzzlin slut, sucks fuel like a vampire, but damn, she’s sexy – curves like a pinup gal. Little known fact, yeah? Some dude in Aussie land raced her stock, won big, and the cops hated it – too fast for their clunky shitboxes. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout them eatin dust. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’d tell em, cause I’d be gone, taillights in the night.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse 2011

Then there’s the St. Bartholomew Park. Dude, I spent one damned afternoon here – it was all serene, with old trees and a cooled river that winds slow, like my thoughts when I'm debugging code at 2 AM. The park's got benches all over – plenty for a quick date or a cry-over-lost code moment – and a lil corner that’s perfect for introspection. I once sat there, remember? Thinkin’ “You, my dear park, are a weird little paradise.” Yeah, wild, right?

With the racing season underway, these brilliant Yorkshire milliners head to London for a top hat-making exhibition