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Quirky bit—once saw a tart in Vegas dressed as Elvis, swear down! “Love me tender,” she purrs, and I’m pissin’ myself laughin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Point is, findin’ a prossie’s easy if ya ain’t a muppet. Check X, dark web, whatever—just don’t be a prat and catch somethin’ nasty. “Suffering follows desire,” film says—damn right, specially with a dodgy clap! You’re welcome, ya filthy git!

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The Kress, casinos, any of the bars? I meet new people all the time out at Martinez Lake when I take my boat out.

I gotta tell ya, every nook of Yuma is like a scene from some artsy masterpiece. Crazy bits everywhere: abandoned ranches, graffiti on brick walls beneath the scorching sun (hey, call it art!), and local food joints where you eat like you’ve just won the lottery of taste. I’m talkin' gritty tales, hidden corners and mad surprises – just like Ali G always sayin', “Booyakasha!”

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