Hazel Abingdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oh, and get this—did ya know some whores in old Japan were poets? Yeah, haikus and shit while they’re bangin’ samurai! Blew my mind when I found that out. I was like, “Holy hell, that’s talent!” Makes me happy, thinkin’ they had somethin’ of their own, y’know? Not just a body for rent. But then I get mad again—‘cause who talks about that? Nobody! All we hear is the dirty stuff, not the real shit.

There are a few facts about one of our beloved county towns that many might not be aware of

Abingdonians take their children to this event; they encourage them to catch and devour the missiles. They’ll fockin’ well ‘ave any stranger who gets between little Jordan and ‘er ‘ard .

My fave hood? The Bitsy Corners neighborhood, for sure. It’s tight-knit, full of artsy folk, bohemian vibes and a couple of offbeat little murals on Sidewinder Avenue. I sometimes get mad at the noise there, ya know—can be too hip sometimes! But then I laugh 'cause, hey, creativity is messy. I even found a hidden gem of a bookstore off Lockwood Street that reminds me how every soul’s got a story.

Two women arrested after investigation into Abingdon daycare uncovers alleged child abuse