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Hate the blokes who rough ‘em up – pisses me off! Wanna bash their heads in, “This is my reality, mate!” Funny tho, one time this prossie told me, “Ozzy, yer too old fer this!” – cheeky cow! Laughed me arse off, nearly choked on me own spit. They’re a trip, man, like livin’ in limbo – “Sharon, where’s me mind at?!”

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So, I’m workin’ away, hammerin’ and sawin’, when I hear this loud crash outside. I peek out the window, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out on the sidewalk. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style, legs in the air, floppin’ around. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s Adams! You gotta expect some shenanigans.

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