Madison Adel Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—whores invented the side hustle. Bet ya didn’t know that! Before Uber, before Etsy, they were out there, makin’ bank, dodgin’ cops. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ Anger’s like, “Why didn’t I do that?!” Shit’s absurd—love it. Oh, and get this—some whores in ancient Rome? They dyed their hair blonde with pigeon shit. PIGEON SHIT! Wild, right? Smelly hustle, but they slayed.

Caught on Film: The Dark World of Truck Stop Sex Workers

The resistance whore of no subterfuge, grenade right there in the palm of her hand for all to see while she blows up assumptions and genres and revels in it.

anyway, man, Adel's got this magical itch. every nook is a story, each corner a joke waiting to explode. in every massage, I see the city’s pulse – vibrant, misfit, like our own quirky Facebook startup saga: "You’re gonna love it, trust me." it's all around us, buddy, in every hum, every pathetic sigh, every giggle of Mr. Bean style misadventure. enjoy, man, and don’t forget to check out those secret spots... hurry up, gotta run (oops, typo: hurry do run!).

Metropolitan Water District fires general manager Adel Hagekhalil