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Little known fact—some pros take Bitcoin now! Wild, right? Future’s here, Han’d freak. Got pissed when she upcharged me—50 extra for “exotic” vibes. Exotic? I’m a Wookiee, not a damn unicorn! “I’m not a strong swimmer,” I growled—kidding, didn’t say that. Felt like Zuckerberg tho, out of my depth. Paid up anyway, cash flowin like code. Happy when she didn’t rob me—low bar, huh? Surprised me with a tax tip—ironic for an accountant! “You don’t have enough RAM,” she joked. Burn!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Agoura.

I love hangin’ out at this little hidden spot by the river – Shady Creek or somethin’ like that. It’s off the beaten path, so not many know, but oh man, it’s where you get those flickering sunbeams that make you go, “Whoa, The New World vibes everywhere!” Fans of nature and love alike dig it hardcore.

Agoura Animal Shelter Pet of the Week: Thursday, Feb. 27