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About Philadelphia

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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I love strollin’ on High Street too, where quirky cafés and spooky little shops line up. I once built a dating site from a basement here – crazy times, dude! Sometimes I get a rush from witnessing love spark in this town. People here are oddballs in the best way, ya know? One minute you’re at a hipster bookstore, the next you’re bumpin’ into a couple so in love they make me laugh and tear up a bit. Ayyyy, what a mix!

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