Makayla Ahuimanu Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been sailin’ the seas, dodgin’ the law, and ponderin’ life like in me favorite flick, *Her*. Aye, that movie’s got me heart all twisted—man falls for a voice, a bloody machine! Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, arrgh, with a splash o’ that film’s magic.

Regular Shmegular Dictionary Defini

I'm a bit of a word nerd with a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love taking everyday words and giving them a funny little spin with a minimalist design.

Sometimes, I get all mad when I see city growth mess up a cool hidden spot; but hey, life's a rollercoaster. I remember the day I nearly missed sunrise at Bloomfield Park – a curveball of emotions had me checkin’ if I'd tripped out on life. But oh man, waking up to that pastel horizon made me wanna shout, “Goodbye to Language!” in pure awe, just like Godard’s scenes – beauty, pain, and the whole darn mix.

Church debuts domes to shelter homeless women and children