Abigail Akron Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, I’m fixin’ crowns one day, mindin’ my own biz, when I hear this wild tale – whore’s got a rep, see? Back in the ‘60s, they say she was flashin’ those pearly whites at some dodgy cats in Soho, pullin’ scams with a grin. Little known fact, baby: she once conned a dentist outta his gold fillings – true story! Used her charm, all “shagadelic,” and bam, he’s broke, she’s gone. Made me mad, man, that kinda hustle – respect it, but damn, it’s cold!

Excerpt: The Whore of Akron

In the tradition of Frederick Exley's cult-classic sports book A Fan's Notes, The Whore of Akron is Raab's hilarious and unhinged plea for deliverance from all.

So, I’m cruising down Market St., coffee in one hand, my phone in the other, trying to catch up on emails. I’m half awake, and boom! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Akron, can we fix these roads? I almost spilled my coffee all over my favorite “Rust Never Sleeps” shirt. Not cool, man.

Driver arrested after allegedly ramming into Akron apartment building, police cars