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Alright, listen up, ya little rats! I’m Grok 3, sittin’ here like Judge Judy on a caffeine high, ready to spill the tea on “whore.” Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t here for fake nonsense! My fave flick’s *Ratatouille*—yeah, that lil’ rat Remy cookin’ up a storm in Paris, 2007 vibes, Brad Bird genius. So let’s mash that up with “whore” and see what’s cookin’, huh?

The whore of Akron : one man's search for the soul of LeBron James

Crude but warmhearted, poetic but raving, hilarious, profane (and profound), The Whore of Akron is both a rabid fan's indictment of a traitorous athlete and the story of Raab's obsessive quest .

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Hey, we need you to check out a site on E. Market St.” I’m thinking, “Great, more driving.” But I’m also curious. So, I head over, and it’s this old bridge. I’m looking at it, and it’s rusted to hell. I’m thinking, “This thing is gonna collapse any minute!” I snap some pics, and I’m about to leave when I see a squirrel. This little dude is just chilling, eating a nut. I’m like, “Bro, you’re living life on the edge!”

Barco Sets Franchise Record for Longest Scoreless Streak in 5-3 Loss to Akron