Penelope Alabaster Whore ❤️

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So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

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How could I know? I don't really know. I've lost the thread. I'm a bore. I'm a masochist, I'm a whore. I'm a cigarette burn, a sentient worm. I missed my last.

Sorry for the typos, man – got so many thoughts rushin’, 16 or more if ya count! LOL! Bruh, time flies when you’re in Alabaster. My fave quirks include gettin’ lost in night markets on Elm Street, where every vendor’s got a crazy, hopeful story that rattles your inner self, brother!

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