Jasmine Alhambra Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

Transport from airports

I’ve had a few weird moments at the spa. One rainy day, a customer whispered, "I feel like I'm adrift in a vast ocean of confusion." Caught me off guard like an unexpected tidal wave. And then, "You're so beautiful," she said with a wink. Gosh, I nearly lost my cool. They say beauty cuts through chaos, and damn, it does!

Jacksonville's Alhambra Theatre calling for donations for North Carolina Helene victims