Ruby Alhambra Whore ❤️❤️

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Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

ALHAMBRA PRIVATE TOUR

Craving authentic Arabian flavors? Alhambra has you covered! Hands down the best shawarma just like home.

Listen, mate, if ye ever wander in Alhambra, don't just skim the surface. Dive deep into its alleys and hidden nooks. Gaze at the stars above the playground on Valencia and let your mind wander like a drunken sailor at sea. This city, man, it's a mixed bag of madness, wonder, and hidden treasures. There’s beauty in its raw, imperfect corners—much like life or a well-worn map of forgotten adventures.

Burglary crew arrested in Alhambra