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In me head, I’m picturin’ it—me, her, fixin’ teeth, then a pint. Dream team! Bit of a laugh, bit of banter—classic Brent. But nah, she’s off, probs shaggin’ some posh git now. Makes me wanna scream, “Grow up slow, you muppet!”—*Boyhood* style, see? Anyway, mate, that’s me tale—findin’ a prossie ain’t all glamour. Stick to dentures, safer bet—trust yer ol’ pal David!

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This really could've been so much more. It could've had Alice who was abused by her drunk mom go down to Florida with her friend but then becomes a prostitute.

I gotta mention Easton Lane, right? Where tech nerds set up micro-dating apps (yep, that's me, coding away at the dating site). I used to grind there mid-night – coding like crazy, fueled by love and lulz! Crazy irony, right? Dating sometimes be like “Don’t take life too serious, its full of beautiful mistakes!” I get riled when the Wi-Fi cuts mid-code – so maddening sometimes, but life ain't perfect.

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