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About Phoenix

So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Alice (us) – it's a wild mix of charm, quirks, and surprises. So, dude, Alice (us) is like, this crazy city where every street breathes its own vibe. It's got these cute little spots that remind me of happy little trees in a Bob Ross painting – "you got a happy little tree here, and a happy little bush there" kinda moment.

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