Sophie Alief Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Do it, try it. If you don't like it, you never have to eat it again.

whore. Photo by TrentTheEngineer in Texas. To many soldiers tryna be captains Photo by TrentTheEngineer in Alief. If they're called leggings why yo.

I’m all about those local landmarks too. Me, I dig chillin’ at Alief Community Park. That park's lit AF for a late-night scroll sesh and some inspo. Birds chirpin’, the breeze hittin’ you like a warm hug—reminds me of the Coen brothers’ quirky scenes. There’s even a rad little creek, not the mighty river Houston has, but a trickle that makes me smile every time.

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