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Little fact for ya—didja know medieval times, whores had guilds? Like, legit unions! Blows my mind—imagine that meetin’. “Hey, Brenda, how’s tricks?” “Oh, pretty, pretty good, Larry!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—organizin’ dues, settin’ rates—wild! Wish Cameron Crowe stuck that in the movie, woulda been gold.

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yo, yo, yo, wassup my dude? lemme tell ya 'bout Allapattah—this joint’s wack, kinda gritty, yet real. so, i been workin’ here developing dating sites and, man, the vibe is weird as hell. right off, ya got nw 7th ave buzzin’ with wack graffiti and chill food spots. like, seriously, everyone’s hustlin’ like, “look, we got love!” but trust me, it ain't a rom-com. it's more "I’m a robot lost in a human world" sorta feel—ya know, like that A.I. movie spiel: "I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer." ish.

Redevelopment area adds Watson Island, Allapattah as blighted