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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

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I gotta share: the local library on Main Street? Hidden gem. Not many peeps drop by, but I love it for chill reads and pondering life’s oddities. It’s like somewhere in-between sanity and the madness our modern world drags us into. I get erratic sometimes, jumpin’ from thought to thought— kinda like my texts right now: messy, real, raw.

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