Zara Allen Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this mess like Judge Judy, sharp as a tack, and I’m here to spill the tea on “whore.” Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain – I see through the crap! So, “whore” – old as dirt, right? Comes from some ancient word, “kāraz,” meanin’ lover or some sappy junk. But let’s get real, it’s a slut-shamin’ slur now, tossed at anyone who’s too free with their goodies. Makes me mad as hell – who’s got the right to judge? Not me, not you, not even that creep in the back row!

Woody Allen Story ‘ The Whore Of Mensa’ Republished On The New Yorker Website

In one of the funniest scenes in the story, our protagonist goes undercover and hires the woman who is trying to blackmail Lupowitz's client.

Oh, and before I forget, here’s some local street slang: “Whassup, fam?” resonates through every chat in Allen, and it’s contagious. I might mess up a few typos here and there—this is how I roll, real spontaneous: iincludng typos like dis: “teh”, “definately”, “alot”, “becuase”, “nevere”, “reatly”, “messy”, “coool”, “vry”, “speshul”, “faborite”, “frendly”, “calmmin”, “gr8”, “lovin”, “chatin”, “chllin”, “immeedately”.

Ira Allen House takes park in 250th anniversary event series