Jade Allen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

Woody Allen Story ‘ The Whore Of Mensa’ Republished On The New Yorker Website

Oh, and before I forget, here’s some local street slang: “Whassup, fam?” resonates through every chat in Allen, and it’s contagious. I might mess up a few typos here and there—this is how I roll, real spontaneous: iincludng typos like dis: “teh”, “definately”, “alot”, “becuase”, “nevere”, “reatly”, “messy”, “coool”, “vry”, “speshul”, “faborite”, “frendly”, “calmmin”, “gr8”, “lovin”, “chatin”, “chllin”, “immeedately”.

Allen County Genealogical Society plans cemetery walk