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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

'CALL ME ALMA': PORTRAIT OF A WHORE WHO CHOSE AND IS ENJOYING THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION

The Netflix series premiered on May 31 and centers on year-old Alma (Wallace) and her friends Greta (Galle) and Nata (Villaverde), whose lives are disrupted when Alma hangs a .

I bump into my buddy Jake. He’s all hyped about some new hunting gear. I’m like, “Dude, I just spilled coffee and scared off a deer.” He laughs, and I can’t help but crack a smile. We chat for a bit, and he tells me about this new spot he found. Apparently, it’s off the beaten path, near the old mill. Sounds promising.

29th Kyle Petty Charity Ride Across America makes a stop in Alma Saturday