Julia Alsip Whore ❤️

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Saw her struttin’ downtown, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than a possum’s attention span. Made me madder’n a wet hen – not ‘cause she’s out there, nah, but ‘cause folks act like she’s invisible. Git-R-Done, she ain’t! She’s loud, proud, and don’t care who’s starin’. Reminds me of that scene, “I’m not leaving,” Maria yells, all grit and fire. This gal’s the same – ain’t leavin’ her game, no matter what.

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Photo by Mike Rourke on March 08, Can't wait to put 69 inch tires on that whore Photo by Mike Rourke in Alsip, Illinois with @_nick, @dannymarch

On weekends, I hang near Alsip Community Park. The place is a lil' oasis. You got open spaces, picnic spots, and sometimes a random street musician belting out tunes that remind me of my childhood. I once had a date there… man, it was awkward but hilarious – she spilled soda on me right when I said “Lightbulb!” Too funny, it made me laugh off the mess.

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