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About Houston

Anyway, findin a prostitute – it’s wild, right? Back in the day, like pre-web times, you’d prolly stumble into some sketchy alley, dodgin cops and weirdos. Now? Boom, internet’s gotcha covered – sites, forums, even X posts droppin hints. I saw this one profile, chick named “Lola” (prolly fake), postin pics in fishnets – I was like, “Darling, too obvious!” Made me laugh tho, she’s out there WORKIN it. Little known fact: some pros in Amsterdam once unionized – legit, they had meetins bout taxes! How’s that for a plot twist?

Ever feel like you're running in circles?

Yes, this was taken at Altamont, the all time rock festival bummer and setting for still the greatest of all rock snuff flicks Gimme Shelter.

We got quirky cafes, odd little art shows, and dingy bars that still love each other. Some spots, like that derpy taco truck on 3rd and Vine, are mad underrated; I almost cried there, laughing through my therapy sessions. I mean, our city is a tick-tock of broken clocks and passions untold.

Cyclists want Inn at Altamont plans to pump the brakes