Emily Anchorage Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Brothels, man, they been around forever—fuckin ancient! Like, did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these spots with stone beds? Stone, motherfucker! No comfort, just bangin on rocks—talk bout dedication! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout some Roman fool tryna get cozy on that shit. I’d be pissed—gimme a damn mattress, ya cheap bastards!

Sizing up Alaska's classic bars, past and present

These loggers, miners and fishermen worked hard in the woods, the gold camps or at sea. When they got back to town, Creek Street and its brothels were waiting.

Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

Alaska earthquake: 4.7 magnitude quake rattles Willow, Anchorage, and Eagle River