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About Philadelphia

What pisses me off? Greedy suits pumpin’ this garbage, laughin’ all the way to the bank. Happy? Nah, but I’m tickled thinkin’ ‘bout rubes losin’ their 401ks over a brothel pun. Surprised? Hell yeah—didn’t expect it to be THIS dumb. Me, I’d stash cash in somethin’ boring—index funds, yawn—but if ya wanna gamble, Brothel’s your slutty roulette wheel. “The air is sweet here,” sure, till the SEC sniffs ya out. Peace out, losers—don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Printing & Framing

In Scotland, prostitution itself (the exchange of sexual services for money) is legal, but associated activities (such as public solicitation, operating a brothel, or other forms of pimping) are .

The local park, Greendale, is amazeballs. It sits right by Crankly River, a hidden gem. Tbh, it's mad chill to stretch out under a tree there, or even give massages on the grass. I once gave a famous actor a back rub there, and he said, jeez, "I have trouble sleeping, but now my back's chill!" I laughed and whispered, "Better call the Coen's, ay?"

Andrew's Monday AM forecast 5.5