Emma Antelope Whore ❤️

About San Jose

She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

African Antelope Guide

An in-depth look at the Skull Hooker skull mount including step by step instructions with photos for how to mount your skull.

I gotta say, my spa life ain’t just work, it’s a daily mini-adventure, ya know? Unwinding souls, switching energy, all while soaking in the mad, beautiful madness of Antelope. So, when you visit, let your spirit roam free, buddy – embrace the chaos and the calm.

Kenya receives 17 mountain bongo antelopes from the US