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About Chicago

So, brothel—dirty word, huh? Nah, not really! I tink it’s like… life, ya? Like in “A Serious Man”—chaos, messy, but kinda beautiful. “Accept da mystery,” dat’s what I say! Walked by one once—red lights, girls giggling, music blastin’. Felt happy, den angry—why’s it gotta hide, huh? Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but c’mon, it’s just people! Lightbulb! Hit me—some brothels got rules, strict ones—clean sheets, no drunks, even health checks! Who knew, right? Not da filth pit ya tink!

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I get a bit emo sometimes when I think about how every street tells a story. Like, Missy Ave near the old Apex Hotel has seen magic and pain. I laugh, I cry, I thumbs-up to life. “That’s what she said!” Really man, no joke!

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