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So, check this—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just hookers, nah, they were like secret badass spies sometimes! Kings’d use ‘em to sniff out traitors. How nuts is that? Makes me happy thinkin’ some chick in a corset was outsmartin’ everybody. D’oh! Why don’t they teach THAT in school? Screw history books, gimme the juicy stuff!

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Evita Beach Aptos y Suites Didn't see a single strip club or hooker in PDC and never got offered any drugs either.

Now, lemme spill a lil secret – there's this tucked-away cafe on Sunset Ave, name's “Moonrise Brew.” Real hip, man! They serve the best latte ever. I swear, one sip and you'll be feelin' like a kid on an adventure, chasin' storms and lovers in the wilds of Aptos. And, ohhhh, while gabbin’, sometimes I'd overhear the sweetest pickup lines. I get all nostalgic, thinkin’ how every match on our dating app starts with a spark.

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