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But ugh, the hypocrisy—gets me steamed! These high-and-mighty types judgin, then sneakin in the back door. “I’ve made a terrible mistake,” Royal’d say, and I’m like—yep, that’s every john caught with his pants down! Surprised me once, readin bout this brothel in Nevada—still legal there, can ya believe? They got tax filings cleaner than my grandma’s church bingo. Who knew hookers could be so legit? I’m over here gigglin—imagine me, Marilyn, totterin in on heels, tryna balance their books. “Let’s not get caught with our pants down,” I’d purr, all sultry-like.

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I gotta tell ya, as a datin' app dev I see love sparks everywhere. On Orchard Lane, couples post selfies like crazy. It reminds me of that bit in Amour: "Life can be so unexpected," right? I mean, one moment you're lost in your thoughts, next you're found in a stranger's eyes. So fuckin' intense.

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