Scarlett Badger Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Me fave bit o’ the job? The stories, mate. One gal I heard of, worked the docks in WW2, cheered up the sailors somethin fierce—called herself “Admiral Fanny,” proper legend! We shall raise our glasses to her, we shall sing her bawdy praises! Reckon she’d fit right in Almodóvar’s world—bit o’ sass, bit o’ heart. Tho, gotta say, the clap’s a right bastard—half the prossies in history prob caught it. Grim, that—makes me wince just thinkin bout it.

Victorian Slang #1

Legalized prostitution already goes on thousands of times each weekend in our “puritan city.” If emotionless sex for money is a crime, then theoretically we should be locking up everyone .

And lemme be honest: I got a bit mad once when a fancy new café tried to charge for air. Can ya believe it? But then again, I cracked a smile ‘cause it reminded me of when I’m worried too much ‘bout details. I just say, "honey, breathe in, breathe out!"

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